Monthly Archives: May 2007

In a recent interview Former President Jimmy Carter declared Bush the worst president in history, methinks thou dost protest too much. Carter, whose record of foreign and domestic policy failures is the stuff of legend, has attempted to repair his … Continue reading →

According to foreign ministers from some of the world’s major Islamic countries, its not Al Qaeda, Hamas, Iran or the Muslim Brotherhood that poses the greatest threat to the world, its…Islamophobia. After all fear of radical Islam is what kills, … Continue reading →

Paris Hilton, the inexplicably popular hotel heiress has had her jail term cut from 45 to 23 days…why? According LA County authorities she’s been given credit for good behavior…that’s right good behavior, while most inmates receive such credit after having … Continue reading →

Al Gore has written a book, in his latest creation, the former Vice President laments the decline of reason in America’s discourse. In a excerpt published by Time, Gore references a comment by West Virginia Senator Robert Byrd, preceding the … Continue reading →

“My friend Joshua started his petition, please help and sihn it [sic]. I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!” So reads a statement from the world’s most oppressed political dissident, Paris Hilton as she endorses a petiton to be sent to the Governor … Continue reading →

No this isn’t an unrecorded verse of John Lennon’s Imagine, it’s a supposition based on the entire matter of the role of the state in the lives of individuals. Most libertarians, would argue, and rightly so, that the state should … Continue reading →

Perhaps when the rest of America is finished falling all over themselves and foaming at the mouth with royal infatuation, perhaps some learned objective person will ask the unasked question: what’s all the hubbub? Didn’t this country fight a war … Continue reading →